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Live Fast Die Young

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

khl0ekardashian:

I miss the old Rihanna :(

khl0ekardashian:

I miss the old Rihanna :(

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

sextspert:

dicktho:

the key to success is sunglasses, water and money 

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magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

yeah okay fine dude i own more than one cape
overheard in the subway today (via dutchster)

verticalart:

i’ve been thinking about these three a lot…..

identitypollution:

100 mother fuckers can’t tell him nothin’. 

Mini zip-bag pre-orders here.

Neko